Today is a great day for everyone who is tired of those painful TaxMasters commercials on TV. Hopefully the ads will be ending because the ads will be ending soon since the company filed for bankruptcy. After several complaints, and probably an overextended advertising budget, the company had nowhere to go. So say goodbye to the bearded dude!

If any of you have been wondering what happened to the King of Hidden Cameras, Chris Hansen, he is back. We at Open Press Room had thought NBC had written Chris off after he had two separate elicit affairs with women while he himself is married with children. Isn’t NBC a ‘family channel?’

Today the infamous Chris has come out of hiding to report an investigation in to day care center owners and employees having criminal records.

According to our investigation we found that there are only 11 states in the US that require criminal background check on day care workers. That is wrong. Maybe Chris is on to something. We did find a website ChildHomeDayCare.com that does report whether day care centers perform criminal background checks, but that is all we found online.

Hopefully this expose will guilt these 39 states that they need to update their laws.

Keep up the good work Chris Hansen, but I think you should stay away from the day care centers yourself. I wouldn’t want you near my kids.

Funny video of a woman falling in to a fountain at the mall while texting. Idiot!

Who doesn’t love the sock commercial by Hanes where the kid says “Sick of it!” I posted the video below. It is worth a look.

In a recent study conducted by a government agency, a discovery indicates that marijuana use does not impair lung function. Compared to smoking cigarettes, marijuana has been found to not cause long term or permanent damage to the functionality or health of the lungs. The study was conducted by following approximately 5,000 test subjects who smoked marijuana equivalent to a joint per day over a period of seven years. The subjects performed a breathing test to provide results as to the effects of marijuana on lung function.

While this study indicates that marijuana does not cause lung damage or conditions such as chronic obstructive pulmonary disease -C.O.P.D. for short,- the drug can still have effects on memory and learning as well as irritate the airways. It is not completely clear as to whether or not the effects marijuana has on memory and learning are long term or permanent, but its notoriety to cause coughing and irritated airways is figured to be temporary, meaning the symptoms will likely recede once a user quits smoking marijuana. It remains unclear as to how exactly marijuana does not cause lung damage, but it is assumed that its prime ingredient, THC, may be a factor due to its slight anti-inflammatory effects.

Whether you will damage the rest of your life, we can’t say.